What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How good do you sing and how do you know this?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

What are some common examples of human hypocrisy?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

My stepmother has banned me from the family. Can she legally keep me from going to my father's funeral?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Are there legal obligations to report the known whereabouts of a missing person that doesn’t want to be found?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Have you been arrested or investigated?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Is Melania still angry that she failed as a model? Why is she so cold and hostile? Why did she blame everyone for her actions in her trite book?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?

Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Is BPD real or just an excuse?

Goldfinger

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

If you’re an atheist, what would be your motive in spreading atheism, and why would you care what others believe?

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Can you imagine how nervous Kamala Harris must be knowing that in couple of hours she needs to face master debater Donald Trump?

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.